I recently found out that my cholesterol and LDL levels are, in the words of my doctor, "extremely elevated." I may actually have to start mixing some garden products into my diet. I think our dear friend Sarah Hurley (who happens to be an RN) summed it up best after I told her by saying, "Holy S*@$ Dan, that's HIGH!" You said it sister. Man I love getting older.
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"I may actually have to start mixing some garden products into my diet."
Tina's been giving you shots of Crisco while you sleep so she can make more salads.
What? Would I make completely ridiculous claims for the sake of a cheap laugh?
Yes. Yes I would. Just use a Monster based salad dressing and you'll be fine.
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