
Spencer had his first run-in with a playground bully today. Here's an abbreviated version of their exchange.
Bully: You're pretty small for a first grader.
Spence: Quit picking on me or I'll stick your head in a toilet and flush it.
Bully: Oh yeah. I'll kick you in the balls up to the sky!
He and I had a long talk when I got home from work about when to ignore them, when to walk away and when to drop 'em like a bad habit.